Squirrel Antics Lover T-Shirts

'Dude, check it out!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

You are what you eat!

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'