Literary Squirrel Lover T-Shirts

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I love this time of day."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

K9 Literati

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"

ATM withdrawal

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'