Squirrel Antics Lover Pillows

'Dude, check it out!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

No, I don

Squirrel on the beach

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

Life's a Bench.