Tech-savvy Squirrel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Snail Mail

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Consider yourself chased."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"It's an app."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."