Tech-savvy Squirrel Enthusiast Prints

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Giraffe Selfie

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I meant the dog!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Snail Mail

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Consider yourself chased."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

"It's an app."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Nutflix

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.