Techie Squirrel T-Shirts

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Sport

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'He's our Spam expert!'

Where steel wool comes from.

You're being watched.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

"I start with the main work, then knock off 20 or so preliminary sketches."

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

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The Grazer App

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'