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The Googler

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Musical Fight

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Rodin, the surfer.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Tug the Toggle

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Man with no username.

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Remote learning

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

The age of passwords.

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."