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Spaghetti Eastern

Duel in a wheelchair.

Project Manager Showdown

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'My app just ate your widget.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Businessman fences with three others.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

conversing using table tennis technology

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'It's never done that before!'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

Cactus Hold Up

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"Them's dancin' words."

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

'Toupee !!'

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

'I still say you're a conniving pig, Baron!'