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'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

City Marathon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Man Reading Laptop.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Connected to Technology.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Let us pray...'