Tech Rivalries Enthusiast Gifts

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

What's an Imax cave?

City Marathon.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Connected to Technology.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Tic-tac-toe

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"