Tech Rival Gifts

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valey between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Genius Envy

The Sculptor

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.

Michael Grade

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."

'Grandpa doesn't have a Bluetooth device, dear. He's just complaining to himself again.'

'Start your search engines!'

Degas Was Here

"There are times when the modern executive will regret certain upgrades."

Playing chess.

Spaghetti Eastern

"You know...our parents are pretty smart."

Track Phones

"Me, I have a lot of respect for my human. He spends his days annoying the neighbourhood's dogs: he's a postman you see..."

"They've agreed to the merger. The sticking point is who is swallowing who."

Stiff Competition

"I hope he's not still mad about that little tiff we had."

Although a strong player, Uri Kaprov was always suspected of using performance enhancing drugs.

"Pete, from accounting ... I stole your promotion last quarter, right?"