Tech Rival Mugs

'My app just ate your widget.'

Genius Envy

The Sculptor

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."

'Grandpa doesn't have a Bluetooth device, dear. He's just complaining to himself again.'

'Start your search engines!'

Degas Was Here

"There are times when the modern executive will regret certain upgrades."

Playing chess.

Spaghetti Eastern

Track Phones

"Me, I have a lot of respect for my human. He spends his days annoying the neighbourhood's dogs: he's a postman you see..."

"They've agreed to the merger. The sticking point is who is swallowing who."

Stiff Competition

"I hope he's not still mad about that little tiff we had."

Although a strong player, Uri Kaprov was always suspected of using performance enhancing drugs.

"Pete, from accounting ... I stole your promotion last quarter, right?"