Tech Rivalry Reveler Mugs

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

cuPad

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Problem?"

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

Baseball Angels

Go Favre

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'Polevault envy'.

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Colts Win!!!

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

The smartphone app learning curve

"I'm taking my ball home."

"Fetch!"

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

“Something’s wrong with my android.”