Tech Rivalry Reveler Gifts

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

cuPad

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Problem?"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

Baseball Angels

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

'Polevault envy'.

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

The smartphone app learning curve

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

"Fetch!"

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"Please join me in welcoming our competitor's ex-wife, who will now dish about his firm's weak points."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”