Tech Trouble Conqueror Gifts

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

"Problem?"

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Error: Out of memory.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'