Tech Troubled Gifts

Harry picked a bad time to get laryngitis.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Problem?"

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

God creates humans.

Caveman wheel repairers.

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

The copier is making a whining noise.

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

Internet crap.

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

We know your e-mail address!

"Your computer crashed? Speaking of crashes..."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

The smartphone app learning curve

"Who instructed Johnson to reboot his computer?"