Tech Troubles Gifts

'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

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"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Problem?"

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

God creates humans.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'computer says no.....el!'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

When computers are attacked by Spam.

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Internet crap.

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

PC spits mud out

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'