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'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

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"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Problem?"

Computer Frustration

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

God creates humans.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'computer says no.....el!'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Love Hate Computer Relationship

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

Internet crap.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

PC spits mud out

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

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