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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Final Chapter.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Problem?"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Computer Frustration

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'It's never done that before!'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Internet crap.

PC spits mud out

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Unknown computer error.

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Bark park park? Hoof hoof? Yak yak yap yak? Ugh, stupid typos – that was voice-to-text.