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'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Fine. And you?'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

God creates humans.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

A man searches for women on the internet.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'

'Well, I'm sorry, but according to our new system you are an 84 year old Caucasian woman with bad hips...Mrs. McGillicutty.'

'I guess that wasn't the 'HELP' key.'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

"Bloody satnav is going silly again!"

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

Tie caught in the Fax

"Oops...wrong meeting..."