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'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

Tie caught in the Fax

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Woman finds something in her soup.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'My computers down again!'

"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.

'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'I guess that wasn't the 'HELP' key.'

"Bloody satnav is going silly again!"