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'Well, I'm sorry, but according to our new system you are an 84 year old Caucasian woman with bad hips...Mrs. McGillicutty.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

God creates humans.

Don't use your dog's name as a password

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Robot with a sense of humour.

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

The Grazer App

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'