Fun With Tech T-Shirts

A man searches for women on the internet.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Tunnel of TV

'This is suppose to be progress.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

Remote control bridge in bath.

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

"I'll never forget you, Steve - unless somebody wipes my memory, of course."