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Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

That one has all the batteries!

The Rubber Ball Company

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'At lone at last.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Rocking Horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."