Tech Toys Pillows

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

The Rubber Ball Company

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Jr. cloning kit

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Child driving a toy car

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.