Tech Toy Lover Pillows

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

PJ sure has fun with his new laser pointer / taser.'

Woman receives email in the post.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Santa Claus's Mail

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Slinky Cow World

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."