Tech-savvy Toy Lovers Pillows

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Haircuts

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Werewolves of London..."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Tunnel of TV

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Toys

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).