Tech-savvy Toy Lovers Gifts

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Haircuts

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Rocking Horse

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Werewolves of London..."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Childlike love

Tunnel of TV

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Inaction Figure

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).