Tech-savvy Toy Collectors Gifts

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That'll be five bucks."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Rocking Horse

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Werewolves of London..."

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Lego Haircut

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company