Tech-savvy Toy Collectors T-Shirts

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"That'll be five bucks."

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"