Tech-savvy Tot Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"They grow up too fast."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Tim's marketing solutions

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Toy Store/Battery Store

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Newborns on cell phones

Drone Baby Delivery

Rusk Assessment Form

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."