Toy-making Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I've stayed in operation all these years because of my ability to adapt.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Teddy and friends.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Help me!