Toy Maker Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking horse

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Teddy and friends.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Help me!