Toy Maker Enthusiast Mugs

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

"That'll be five bucks."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

One!

Teddy and friends.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'