Toy Makers Mugs

"Looks like an inside job."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the box on strike.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Inaction Figure

Help me!

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'