Toy Makers Gifts

"Looks like an inside job."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

Rocking Horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Childlike love

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the box on strike.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

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