Toy Designer Gifts

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Toy Workplace Health & Safety worker saying, "It's my fifth call-out to this site today..."

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'The cavalry's horse shortage was becoming a major embarrassment.'

In the very beginning.

New summer barbie doll.

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

Boys and their Toys: Crouching soldier with water pistol as a gun.

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."

"We believe we've solved the emissions problem..."

Toy Developers Set

' ,,, And this is our promotional director, In fact, he was the original inspiration for one of our best selling products,'

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"What a lousy creation myth!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

No way! You threw it, you get it!

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.