Toy Developer Gifts

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

The Computer Bore

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Engineer on the move.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Toy White House built incorrectly.