Toy Inventor Gifts

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

Playdough's The Republic

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Tired of fetching?'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

It's more than a mike!

World's cheapest car

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'It keeps me sane!'