Toy Inventor Pillows

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

Playdough's The Republic

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Tired of fetching?'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

It's more than a mike!

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."