Toy Designer Pillows

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Toy Workplace Health & Safety worker saying, "It's my fifth call-out to this site today..."

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Gardening store selling Action-Gnome.

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'The cavalry's horse shortage was becoming a major embarrassment.'

In the very beginning.

New summer barbie doll.

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

Boys and their Toys: Crouching soldier with water pistol as a gun.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."

"We believe we've solved the emissions problem..."

Toy Developers Set

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"What a lousy creation myth!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'I think I might need stitches.'

Of course it's just shock value

'Chronic fatigue.'

Playworld Toy Co - Work and Play.