Toy Constructor Pillows

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

Director/Action Man toy.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Rocking horse

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

Constructing your own prison!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."