Baby Toy Builder Pillows

Constructing your own prison!

Director/Action Man toy.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Rocking horse

Gracie's baby toys.

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a mobile."

Saving for College.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"He's my school project for science class."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

It's more than a mike!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.