Baby Toy Builder Pillows

Constructing your own prison!

Director/Action Man toy.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Rocking horse

Gracie's baby toys.

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a mobile."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Saving for College.

"He's my school project for science class."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

It's more than a mike!

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'It's a self-build.'