Toy Building Pillows

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I tested very high in playing."

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Constructing your own prison!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Modern Parents

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."