Building Toys Pillows

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Lego!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Jr. cloning kit

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Child driving a toy car

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'At lone at last.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse