Building Toys Gifts

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Lego!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Jr. cloning kit

Rocking horse

That one has all the batteries!

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Future garbage truck driver.

Playdough's The Republic

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'At lone at last.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.