Toymaking Gifts

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "

Rocking horse

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Rubber Ball Company

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

That one has all the batteries!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

The Hobby Store

Jr. cloning kit

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."