Toy Constructor Gifts

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Constructing your own prison!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'It's a self-build.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."