Toy Builder Gifts

'With luck, Christmas will be sometime around the day after tomorrow!'

Director/Action Man toy.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Rocking horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

It's more than a mike!

Constructing your own prison!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'It's a self-build.'

"Their kids will be begging for it."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."