Toy Builder Prints

'With luck, Christmas will be sometime around the day after tomorrow!'

Director/Action Man toy.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Rocking horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I tested very high in playing."

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Constructing your own prison!

It's more than a mike!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."